Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Girls should come with a carfax report
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize