Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
