You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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