What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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