is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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