i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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