when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
