I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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