once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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