then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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