Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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