the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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