Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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