so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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