i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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