he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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