Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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