Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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