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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Whod you bang

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"

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