i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger