rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its about making memories worth repressing
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me