Just fell off a train. Bad.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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