so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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