Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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