im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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