What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We were destined to go to rehab together
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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