He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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