At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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