the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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