sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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