he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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