ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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