I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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