Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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