sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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