I think my vagina is haunted
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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