She said her name was "party"
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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