That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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