Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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