Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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