Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
