Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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