We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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