i just google imaged poop.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Why did my mother make you get naked?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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