CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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