she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She bit a glass in half.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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