Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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