stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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