I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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