I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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