That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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