So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
