Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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