"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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