We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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