# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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