i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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