would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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