Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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