Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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